Master Of Fortune Cookie Writer Quits Because Of Writer’s Block

The man responsible for the best part of every Chinese takeout meal, the fortune cookie, has quit his post. He’s got a serious case of writer’s block.

11 People Who Perfectly Capture The Existential Horror That Is Public Transportation

The act of riding public transportation isn’t so bad. It gets you, mostly reliably, from one place to another. It also sucks, as documented here.

WATCH: Michael Bolton Sings Coffee Orders To Bewildered Customers

"Are you going to ask me to sing or something? And that's how this video of Michael Bolton singing coffee orders to strangers begins.

Alabama Town Names Itself “Official Bigfoot Capital”

Evergreen is the state’s most important city now that its council members have voted to designate it as Official Bigfoot Capital of Alabama.

Bill Gates Believes Robots Should Pay Income Taxes, Too

As we tumble heedlessly into the future, humans will collectively need to decide how to confront and co-exist in the ever-expanding robots' landscape.

NASA Used Crowdfunding To Answer The Difficult Space Poop Problem

Here's a problem NASA is currently trying to solve regarding the movie 'Gravity': What would happen if Sandra Bullock had to poop?

Trash Dove: This Purple Goodness Is Our New Favorite Meme

Memes are like the bread and butter of the internet. Trash Dove is the latest offering and it’s as incoherent as a meme can possible be, which is a lot.

Gordon Ramsay Has Been Brutally Reviewing People’s Food On Twitter

For whatever reason, a bunch of masochists have been sending celebrity, and all around angry...

The 5 Best Shows and Movies About the Relationship Between U.S. and Russia

here’s no shortage of films and TV shows about ties between the U.S. and Russia, which means we have a wealth of classic entertainment to distract us.

Watch This Runner Lose Race Because ‘Spider-Man Attacked Him’

During the Irish Universities Athletics Association Indoor Championships' 800-meter preliminary, Meldon was a runner in the lead. He was going to win.