Saturday, June 3, 2023

Golden Girls Get Real: Now You Can Flip Someone Off With Bea Arthur’s Face

The Golden Girls were lightyears ahead of their time for 60-somethings making it work in the ’80s. From their own sexual liberation (“I paid with nature’s credit card”) to homemaking (“If this sauce were a person, I’d get naked and make love to it.”), marriage (“me in white, even I couldn’t keep a straight face”) and homosexuality (“You really haven’t grasped the concept of this “gay thing” yet, have you, Blanche?”) they covered it all.

Thirty-one years later, they’re commemorated in a form they’d proudly raise a forkful of cheesecake to: Nail art.

Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia grace these fingernails by NYC-based Instagrammer Cotton Polish in caricatured glory. They’re surrounded by palm trees in a golden Miami sunset, and the words “Stay Golden” on the thumbs.

If you’re needing your own set of ladies on your nails, Etsy’s got you, with photorealistic and doodle decals of the coolest squad since 1985.

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