Maccabee Montandon

Contributing Editor, The Fresh Toast. Tougher than fruit leather.

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If You’re Worried About FaceApp, You Should Worry About All Social Media Apps

Even apps that are worth billions of dollars and have revolutionized the world come with their own set of dubious privacy policies.

Legalizing Marijuana Seems To Lower Teen Interest In Weed

The study revealed that online searches for alcohol dropped 11% post legalization, though tobacco products were searched almost 8% more.

Some Canadian Used A Fake ID Of Marvel’s Thor To Buy Weed Online

Thor Odinson, you know, the popular Marvel character played by Chris Hemsworth in the movies? A totally legitimate human you should sell marijuana to, right?

Study Finds Opioid Users Not Switching To Medical Marijuana

Is there really any truth to the idea that marijuana could be a saving grace for the tens of thousands of people who die every year as a result of opioid overdose?

5 Ways To Prepare Your Pet For A Flight

Flying with a pet is not only stressful and possibly dangerous for them, it's also an exhausting endeavor for you and your travel companions.

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Is This The Biggest Hot Mess Of All Time?

Yes, there's been many other YYYYUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE hot messes over the entire sweep of humanity. Humanity is very old, after all! But this one right here? (Up there, in the photo. That guy.) Yeah, sure is hard to...

Leonard Cohen Rules

Leonard Cohen rules. Why, you ask? Are you really asking that question? Don't. Just listen to this entire record. It's 41 minutes and 20 seconds. Yes, I know you're busy. I don't give a shit. Listen to...

Punk’s Still Not Dead: Watch The Doc ‘Another State Of Mind’ For More Proof Why

Obituaries for punk rock have been written many times before. So often, in fact, that "punk's not dead" is common rallying cry for fans and chroniclers of the movement.Further proof of the music's ongoing vitality can be found...

TFT Asks: Should Our Next President Be Samantha Bee?

Samantha Bee and John Oliver have been so consistently good on the insanity that is this election cycle that there is a backlash to their greatness: tweets and posts sarcastically making fun of how much they are...

Is Simon The Cat High, Or Is He Just Winning At Being A Cat?

Simon has lived with us for about three and a half years. He came into our home from the local animal shelter. My wife and I were reluctant to adopt him—as kids, we were both highly allergic...

16 People, Places, And Things That Tried To Kill Fun

Fun is one tough mother-scratcher. How tough? Just consider the following times it came under assault, only to bounce back like the mother-scratching tough-ass thing it is. Fun is still around. It's not going anywhere, current political...