While marijuana is legal in many states, it’s still okay for employers and figures of authority to ask for a drug test. If you’re a regular marijuana user this means trouble, especially when the test is sprung on you out of nowhere. Getting your body clean is a process that, no matter how hard you try, takes some time. How fast you can “cleanse” your body mostly depends on how regularly you consume marijuana.
While the following five methods have offered positive results in the past, it’s very important to know that they’re not miracle workers and that tricking a drug test is really hard. There’s honestly no better way to pass a test than by staying clean for a couple of weeks, eating healthy, and drinking tons of water.
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This product tests you urine, helping you see if you’re ready to pass your drug test or not. While it may not help you get clean any faster, it could help you prepare for your test and see how long it takes for your body to get rid of drugs completely.
This kit is super cheap, which is weird considering that it comes with a heating pad and some fake urine. Still, if the drug test you’re trying to pass is in any way serious it’ll probably be able to distinguish synthetic urine from real one that came from a body. The real question is: How desperate are you?
These cleanse capsules use different sets of ingredients to detox your body and flush out your toxins rapidly. It also helps if you drink tons of water. While the capsules claim that they provide results within 90 minutes, most users claim that they take a longer period of time to take effect.
If you’re taking a hair drug test then this shampoo might just be what you need. It’s designed to strip all toxins away from your hair follicles without damaging your hair. The guys who made the shampoo also suggest to use their conditioner. Maybe both work better together, or maybe they just wanted to make more money.
This gum works for saliva tests. It’s pretty easy to use. According to the label, you’re supposed to chew it for 30 seconds and then spit it back out, allowing you to have neutral saliva for over 30 minutes. While the time constraints sound a little scary — is your tongue going to fall out? — it also sounds pretty legitimate.
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The bad thing about these chewing gums is the fact that they’re pretty pricey, costing over $90 per chew. For your mission to be successful, you’ll also have to time yourself perfectly.