Sunday, August 14, 2022

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9 Of The Hottest Messes Of The Summer

Summer's a cocktail of disaster waiting to happen. We're wearing less, caring less, day-drinking and playing around open flames and/or bodies of water. We've collected a few of the best, involving all of the above. If any of these stir up...

Protestors Rush Stage During Ryan Lochte’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Debut

The Ryan Lochte summer from hell won’t end. A month after the fiasco he created in Rio and days after his 10-month suspension from swimming, anti-Lochte protestors rushed the stage just after the Olympic champion’s first performance on Dancing...

5-Pound Catfish Falls From Sky Onto Philly Woman’s Face

Philadelphians live a wild life. They swim in the trash, take big ol’ country shits on the sidewalk, and now they get smashed in the face by foot-long catfish that have fallen from the sky. The Philadelphia Inquirer reports Lisa...

Mo Farah’s Wife Explains Airport Outburst: He Was “Humiliated” By Flight Attendant

Last month, Tania Farah, the wife of four-time Olympic gold medalist Mo Farah, made headlines after she reportedly yelled at a Delta Flight flight attendant, telling the woman she was “pathetic,” led a “sad little life”, and was being...

Why Stephen King Is Not Freaked Out By The Crazy Clown Trend

Three cities in the Carolinas have reportedly been plagued by clowns lurking in the woods, where they’ve tried to lure neighborhood children with promises of candy and other treats. And yet the man who is arguably America’s premier clown...

Ryan Lochte Suspended From Swimming For 10 Months

Twelve-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte has been suspended by the United States Olympic Committee and USA Swimming for triggering a minor international incident after a night of drunken debauchery in Rio, according to reports from ESPN and TMZ. Locate...

This Dude Broke Into A House And Painted A Dog Purple

Crime struck idyllic Martha’s Vineyard this weekend when a man allegedly broke into a home, stole some things, and then painted the damn family dog purple. The Cape Cod Times reports Felix Reagan crashed a stolen car early Saturday afternoon...

Green Party Presidential Candidate Jill Stein Flies To Wrong City For Ohio Rally

Green Party presidential hopeful Jill Stein was scheduled to give a speech at Capital University in Bexley at noon today, but she wasn't on time. Her convoy made a wrong turn. Like an airplane flying to a different city...

NYC’s Infamous Cricket Lady Arrested For Nightmare Bug Prank In Subway

The woman who horrified New Yorkers — and freaked out just about everyone else — last Wednesday when she dumped 600 crickets and worms into a crowded subway car and then peed all over the floor has been arrested. Just hours after the incident...

South Carolina Town Haunted By Clowns ‘Trying To Lure Children Into The Woods’

Somewhere in the woods surrounding an apartment complex in Greenville, S.C., lurks a group of clowns who have tried to lure children to join them, according to residents of a local apartment complex. “There have been several conversations and a lot of...

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