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Only in New York is this possible: A subway car e-braked on the Manhattan Bridge, crickets chirping around, worms wriggling on the ground, and a woman urinating as protest. Oh, and she tried to throw up on people. Let’s rewind a...

For all of its downsides, aging has some perks. People treat you with respect, you get offered seats on the subway, movie tickets are cheaper and, if you’re Ivena Smailes, five hunky firefighters will help you celebrate your 105th...

"There were Americans everywhere." This was the nightmare the Canadian Coast Guard's Peter Garapick faced on an otherwise pleasant Sunday afternoon, when 1,500 of these showed up on Ontario's shores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TZeHXzmVU The annual Port Huron Float Down, a time-honored tradition spanning 39 drunken years...

This has been a great week for the Olympics. First, Lochte-gate. And now a couple doing sex-like stuff—maybe actual sex!—on a Rio beach has been accidentally broadcast around the world by the BBC. https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/766398447234625536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw BBC reporter Dan Walker was broadcasting from...

Arguably the greatest scandal in Olympics history keeps getting better. ABC News is now reporting that one of the American swimmers who claimed to have been robbed at a gas station early Sunday morning in Rio  “was seen on...

A Florida man accused of telling several local restaurants that their food is “gross” has been banned from ordering pizza by a judge. Earlier this summer, Randy Riddle, a 49-year-old resident of Sebastian, Florida, allegedly went on a three-week...