When you’re a teenager who has just graduated high school, your priorities should be, in no particular order, hanging out with friends, listening to good music, and getting high. In other words, you should be living exactly like Malia Obama has these past few months.
In July, she was spotted at Lollapalooza, where she danced and smoked something that looked a lot like a joint. The videos and photos that leaked generated predictable media coverage, resulting in what we imagine was a stern talk with her father.
But the publicity and embarrassing parental/presidential chat didn’t keep Malia down. Instead, the 18-year old spent this past weekend at the Made in America festival in Philadelphia, where she wore an apparently-handmade “Smoking Kills” shirt and, according to Radar and photos posted on social media, partied at a University of Pennsylvania frat house in the general vicinity of a bong.
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Of course, it doesn’t matter one bit that she was near a bong or at a frat party; the only real issue here is who the narc with the red shoes and green tube socks is.
