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Hillary Clinton Supporters Organize Massive “Pantsuit Power” Flash Mob

Earlier this week, over 200 Hillary Clinton-loving dancers congregated in Manhattan’s Union Square for what the kids call a “flash mob.” All 200+ were wearing pantsuits in honor of the former Secretary of State, who faces off...

Wherein We Debate The New Bon Iver Record—And Friendships Nearly End

roslynjulia my friend has a bunny im gonna ask her about the leash thing mac ohhhhh reporting! thanks Ros btw, is it just me or does this bon iver record suck? i also think maybe frank ocean is a...

Special Delivery: Someone Keeps Mailing Poop To Philosophy Professors

At least four prominent philosophy professors were mailed packages filled with literal shit this summer, prompting concerns that an inner-disciplinary feud that all four were involved in two years ago has spilled into the real world, or...

Watch: Big-Ass Brawl At Miami Chuck E. Cheese’s Captured On Video

A multi-family fight broke out Saturday night at a Miami-area Chuck E. Cheese’s, according to the Miami Herald. https://twitter.com/krvstel/status/782420716398444544 A bystander took the above 28-second video of the brawl and posted it to Twitter, where it’s since been retweeted...

Clown Costume Sales Spike 300 Percent In Wake Of Nationwide Clown Epidemic: Report

Since late August, there have been reports of terrifying clown sightings in at least 32 states. Many—if not most—of those have been exposed as hoaxes, but the rash of clown headlines has still reportedly spurred a huge...

Watch Lin-Manuel Miranda Freestyle, Rhyme ‘Election’ with ‘Erection’

Hamilton creator and star Lin-Manuel Miranda appeared on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon last night to promote his upcoming hosting duties on Saturday Night Live. As is his wont, Fallon made Miranda participate in one of...

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