Sunday, December 22, 2024

Wherein We Debate The New Bon Iver Record—And Friendships Nearly End

roslynjulia [10:13 AM]
my friend has a bunny im gonna ask her about the leash thing

mac [10:15 AM]
ohhhhh reporting! thanks Ros

[10:16]
btw, is it just me or does this bon iver record suck? i also think maybe frank ocean is a big prank and he sucks too (ducks, runs for cover)

[10:16]
hahahaha

[10:16]
here it comes

[10:16]

brenbures [10:16 AM]
[old man yells from porch meme]

mac [10:16 AM]
dude

[10:16]
i like a lot of new music

[10:17]
but like WRITE A FUCKING SON

[10:17]
G

brenbures [10:17 AM]
You’re a traditionalist

mac [10:17]
eh

[10:17]
i just don’t think you can put an effect on your voice and noodle about and be a genius is all

brenbures [10:18 AM]
DISAGREED.

mac [10:18 AM]
DEVOID OF IDEAS

[10:18]
hahahaha

brenbures [10:18 AM]
You probably hate 808s & Heartbreaks.

mac [10:18 AM]
probably

brenbures [10:18 AM]
Do you just generally hate auto tune?

mac [10:18 AM]
there’s no heart in this — it’s too meta and bullshit

brenbures [10:19 AM]
Ahahahaha!

[10:19]
How can you say even say that!

mac [10:19 AM]
i like abstract painting but this feels not emotional for some reason

brenbures [10:20 AM]
Both Frank and Bon Iver are super vulnerable

[10:20]
And emotional.

[10:21]
Like how do you not get fees from “8 Circle” or “White Ferrari” or “Self Control” or “715 Creeks”

[10:21]
Feels*

mac [10:23 AM]
i don’t know — i don’t know the names of songs i only know i don’t love them

brenbures [10:25 AM]
How many times have you listened? Frank grew on me over time. Though I will say I was about this Bon Iver record right away.

mac [10:26 AM]
if i owned a really shitty cool cafe i’d play this bon iver record a lot probs

[10:26]
in the cafe

[10:26]
when i wasn’t working there

brenbures [10:28 AM]
-________-

roslynjulia [10:29 AM]
I honestly dont like the bon iver album either

brenbures [10:29 AM]
*i hate you*

mac [10:29 AM]
HAHAHAHAHA

[10:29]
bc Ros:
A. Has GREAT taste

and

B. Has the same taste as me

[10:30]
i feel like it’s an elaborate hoax on white ppl

brenbures [10:30 AM]
(i don’t trust Ros)

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