Ah, summer. The hot time to hit that hidden swimmin' hole. And chase down fireflies. And take your day drinking outdoors. If your crappy apartment doesn't come with a proper patio or communal rooftop space, fret not....

No, really, go on and try. We'll wait. 1: This murder mystery. 2: This matching bowl and shirt ensemble. 3: This asshole. 4: This other asshole. 5: This perfect babysitter. 6: This accident waiting to happen. 7: This onion in utero. 8: This necessary home...