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iPhone 7’s Dumb New Headphone Dongle Inspires Sex Memes

Apple’s “courageous” decision to eliminate the traditional headphone jack from the iPhone 7 left many people baffled and frustrated, not least because now you’ll need a $40 adaptor to charge your phone while listening to music. What...

A Brief History Of One Man’s Attempt To Eat Whole Foods’ Buffalo Chicken Tenders

For the past two months, I’ve worked near the Whole Foods in Gowanus, Brooklyn. It’s an easy lunch destination, with mostly overpriced, mediocre and healthy-ish options except for the buffalo chicken tenders, which are delicious, terrible for...

An Oral History Of The Time My Mom Met Andre 3000 At A Mall

Twenty years ago, OutKast released their most influential and best album, ATLiens. Ten years ago, my mom and I were at a mall in Atlanta, and we ran into Andre 3000. Here's what happened, according to two emails...

Werner Herzog’s Hot Take of The Day: Television Commercials

Acclaimed filmmaker Werner Herzog is best known for his obsessions with the monumental issues of human existence: technology, art, beauty, death, the unforgiving brutality of nature, and the exploration of the unknown. But he also considers—and complains...

That Time Larry Wilmore Tried To Steal Stephen Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ Gig

Poor Larry Wilmore. First, The Nightly Show was cancelled. Then, assuming all former hosts of the show in the 11:30 pm slot on Comedy Central get the gig, he tried to take over The Late Show, which, of...

This Dancing Dog Groomer Will Fix All Your Problems

The Daily Delight hero of the day is pet groomer Luis Antonio Caballero, whose slick dog-washing dance moves have inspired hundreds of thousands of people over the past two weeks. Caballero runs PetShop Perrito Feliz with his wife, Gabriela, in...

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