The holiday is right around the corner. So what do you get your favorite cannabis lover who has literally everything? A Bentley? A Chinchilla? Nope, treat them to some fancy-as-hell gifts that may run you for a car note, but ’tis the season of giving? Amirite?
Some Topical AF Lotion
Skip Bath and Body Works or Victoria’s Secret and gift your favorite cannalover with some topical lotion from Lord Jones. This cream has fresh notes of sage, mint and green citrus. Plus it’s equipped with Frescolat, a natural cooling agent that is as fancy and sensational as it sounds. This lotion is so luxe, you actually have to email to even get a price quote.
This Damn Keychain That Practically Rolls Your Blunts
Italian vegetable leather is the definition of sadity. Show cannabis lover how much you appreciate them this season with this malleable keychain, whose leather compartment molds to the hand but also holds herb. This is perfect for flawless blunt rolling, every single time. Available in Ash Black and Rich Black (go figure) for $50.
A So Fresh and So Clean, Clean Candle
This candle will have the holidays lit. If you’re up to paying $60 for a candle that combines the scents of patchouli, chocolate, and cannabis then this Cannabis Santal Candle from Fresh, is the way to go.
A Counterculture-Inspired Gold-Plated Roach Clip
Even fancy people enjoy a good joint. That’s why this Mary Jane’s Necklace, which is actually a roach clip, makes the perfect gift for your sophisticated friend. Burning fingers from the end of a joint is a thing of the past. This 24K gold-plated gem will run you for $65.
An Ashtray to End All AshTrays
Nothing says, “I’m fancy as can be” like a stainless steel ashtray. The brainiacs at Myster created an ashtray that comes with an aluminum grinder (with four parts, might we add) a pipe spike, lighter case, dabber, micro-fiber cleaning cloth and a non-stick mat for your little loose leafs. Added bonus: It’s all magnetic to (hopefully) keep your shit from disappearing. You can grab this badboy for $195.
Shades That Block Out the Haters
Perfect for shutting out the haters or hiding red-eye these Drew Mama Zoot Gold by RETROSUPERFUTURE should be at the top of your shopping list. You can never go wrong with gifting shades, especially when they’re plated with gold marijuana leaves and cost upwards of $250.
A Vaporizer Gifted To Celebrities At The Oscars
If it’s good enough for the rich and famous, it’ll be good enough for your friends too. Dubbed the world’s first dual vaporizer, this nifty chamber from Haze Technologies perfect for the wax, herb, oil and flower lovers alike. It’s promotes “maximum air flow” and I guess maximum cash flow, if you got it like that and want to gift someone a $250 vaporizer. Fun fact: Hollywood’s most elite received these in their Oscar goodie bags.
A How To Guide They’ll Never Use
You know what fancy people do? They read. If they don’t, they at least have conversation starter books are their coffee tables that make it look like they do. Add this $500 book to their collection. It’s a how-to guide for curious and passionate cannabis gardeners by Three A Light.
A Ring To Remind You To Spark Up
As if your favorite marijuana lover ever needed a reason to spark up, this ring will remind them. This 14k Gold ring with red, white or blue enamel is as simple as it is swank. Grab it from Alison Lou for a mild $550.
A Trendy Weed Grinding Necklace
Vetements is here to answer your holiday shopping prayers with a weed grinder that doubles as a necklace, and it’ll only cost you $750.00. That’s it. Vetements, a French brand that is basically known for selling cotton t-shirts for over $900 and boots upwards of $1500, has tapped into the booming cannabis business with their snazzy weed grinding contraption, just in time for Christmas. Did we mention it’s available in gold AND silver?
A Leaf Anklet That Costs As Much As A Mortgage
Sometimes, the love for cannabis is real. So real that you have to walk around with the cannabis plant around your ankle in the form of rose gold and diamonds, This gift is perfect for someone who loves to make statements. It’s also available in white or yellow gold and will only cost you $2,190 from Jacquie Aiche.