Let’s get this straight: Seinfeld is a “show about nothing,” a sitcom that examined those infinitely small life moments that perhaps matter most.
It’s why Seinfeld so often felt revelatory. Heck, it continues to feel revelatory. Every time you watch an episode you can’t help connecting with a social faux pas or a deep-rooted emotional response to something small like eating at a Chinese restaurant.
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All this is to say that Seinfeld taught us a lot—about the characters, but also about ourselves. That’s why Hash Night asked users on social media what Seinfeld taught them. It turns out, more than you think.
Here’s some important and funny things Seinfeld taught us.
Maybe Don’t Wear Skinny Jeans
— Gerome, Put it all on the EXPOS!! (@MabryMundy) November 3, 2017
How to Say “Hello”
Good Naked vs. Bad Naked
— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) November 3, 2017
— Robyn with a “y” not an “i” (@robyndwoskin) November 3, 2017
How To Enter A Room
— City Kitty w/ a Banana Hat (@jillyfromfilly) November 3, 2017
— Vincent Van Joe (@onecreativejoe) November 3, 2017
“It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
— Jamie Manzi (@jmanz327) November 3, 2017
Don’t Be A “Close Talker”
— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) November 3, 2017
Be Ready With The Comeback
Always be prepared with a good comeback pic.twitter.com/lZzB8p7GyV
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) November 3, 2017
Napping At Work
— MrsJenzyJenJenzinita AARP NERD (@47young1) November 3, 2017
Eating Pretzels? Have A Beverage On Hand
— The Book of Donna (@BookOfDonna1212) November 3, 2017
— KT 🥑 (@taco_tofolli) November 3, 2017
— Blaise (@Double_Dogg) November 3, 2017
Be Wary Of Family Members On Holidays
— Tapestry (@TheJellicoe) November 3, 2017
…But The Only Holiday You Should Celebrate Is Festivus