You know what most people don't want to eat? Prison food. And while the cuisine will likely never find its place on the Food Network ("Duuuuude! 'Riding the Chain to Flavortown' would be such a money show,...

Ah, summer. The hot time to hit that hidden swimmin' hole. And chase down fireflies. And take your day drinking outdoors. If your crappy apartment doesn't come with a proper patio or communal rooftop space, fret not....

No, really, go on and try. We'll wait. 1: This murder mystery. 2: This matching bowl and shirt ensemble. 3: This asshole. 4: This other asshole. 5: This perfect babysitter. 6: This accident waiting to happen. 7: This onion in utero. 8: This necessary home...