Brendan Bures

“When we catch you, and we will catch you, ... we will also provide you with a bonus gift of playing the office's copy of Nickelback on the way to jail.”

The More You Know: Tortoises Last Longer In Bed Than Your Partner

Brendan Bures - November 30, 2016

Ever worry about not lasting long enough in bed? Of course you do. But that isn’t a problem for tortoises, who might be the slowest mating breed in the natural world.

You Will Soon Be Able To Smoke Strains From Hunter S. Thompson’s Personal Stash

Brendan Bures - November 30, 2016

That’s right. Anita Thompson, widow to famed writer Hunter S. Thompson, announced she would soon be cultivating and selling marijuana strains cloned from Thompson’s personal stash.

Visualize The News: Fearing A Future Without Kim Kardashian, Tom Cruise As Messiah

Brendan Bures - November 29, 2016

We’re helping you digest stuff with GIFS, pics, and whatever qualifies as a quick fix. This a Future Without Kim Kardashian, Tom Cruise As Messiah.

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