Jillian is a comedian and freelance writer. She has been published in Salon, Marie Claire, Quartz, The Establishment, and more. If you shout her name three times, she’ll appear in your mirror. Stalk her on Twitter or send a digital carrier pigeon to: thatJillian@gmail.com.
Recently I got my vagina stoned. No, I didn't do some impressive kegels where I held a joint in my nether regions. Instead, I sprayed two squirts of THC-infused coconut oil onto my vagina... and waited.
I watch CEOs, acrobats, and tech moguls all do the same thing-- cover their faces in shaving cream while people cheer and throw cheese puffs at them. Half of the people in the audience are wearing tutus....
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