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Vibration Plates Are Coming Back And Will Make That Booty Pop

Remember those old-timey vibration belt machines? A popular weight loss device born of the 1950’s, these belts would shake your fat right off.

You Can Now Get Your Weed Through A Drive-Thru Window In Colorado

Feeling dankrupt in Colorado, but don’t want to get out of your car to go into a dispensary? There’s a business model for that. Marijuana drive-thru.

Stand Tall: These Ugly Shorts Promise To Give Men Stronger Erections

There are a lot of male enhancement products out there, most of them bogus. Sorry dudes. But these shorts use science to give you better boners.

It Seems That Yoga Pants Are Killing The Planet: Here’s Why

There’s something sinister hiding in those stretchy, comfy outfits that we all — yes, admit it — love to lounge in more than sweat in.

Getting Drunk Is No Longer An Excuse For Forgetting What Happened Last Night

But if you’re using the “I don’t remember, I was drunk” excuse when you’re confronted with your boozy ways in the broad light of brunch, scientists have some bad news for you.

Puppies And Weed: Here’s Why Patrick Stewart Is Our Favorite Person Ever

Aside from being the man behind so many characters — Professor X, Captain Picard, and the Poop Emoji — Patrick Stewart is also a true treasure of a human.

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