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Tell The Fresh Toast About Your Wildest Halloween Hot Messes

Halloween is just around the corner, which means you’ll spend hours or days picking out your costume before going to a party where you’ll hopefully dance and drink—and perhaps smoke—a ton. Costumes, music, booze, and weed? That’s...

5 Of The Best Halloween Treats to Eat While High

Halloween isn’t just a holiday for getting dressed up in ridiculous costumes and partying with your friends. It’s also the best time of the year to hoard all kinds of candy that you can eat later after...

Beyoncé With The Blood Ear: Pop Star Sings Through Gruesome Injury

During last night’s Tidal X charity concert in Brooklyn, Beyoncé ripped her earlobe while performing. Despite the gruesome- and painful-seeming injury, Bey simply touched her ear, inspected her finger for blood, and then—after confirming her wound—continued singing...

The Week In Hot Messes: Horny Bears, Snitching Crows, and Escaped Gorillas

It’s fitting that animals doing wild shit dominated Hot Mess the week the trailer for Planet Earth II was released. Of course, we shouldn’t let the messes of our furry friends distract us from the messes of...

Man Badly Mauled After ‘Probably’ Interrupting Bear Sex

Nature is filled with beautiful things—mountains and rivers, majestic animals, cool trees—that rejuvenate and inspire us after we've been cooped up in the restrictive indoors. It’s also jam-packed with creatures that will absolutely fuck you up, like angry bears...

Toolbag Artist Makes NYC Parks Worker Clean Dog Poop Off His Fancy Shoes: Report

An artist who had an exhibit at Gracie Square Art Show in Carl Schurz Park stepped in dog poop at the park earlier this month. Shit, as they say, happens, but the outraged artist, Baltimore-based Christos Palios, demanded that...

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