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New Jersey Man Arrested For Sunbathing In Clear Bikini “With Genitals Clearly Exposed”

Two weeks after posting photos on Facebook of a man sunbathing in only “a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini” in the hopes of identifying him, a New Jersey police department finally has their man. The Asbury Park Press...

How To Not Be A Total Dickhead In Your Co-Working Space

Because of millennials or the gig economy or some dumb Silicon Valley faux wisdom, or all three reasons, co-working spots are now all the rage. In fact, I’m writing this in a co-working space. They have obvious...

Penis-Biting Spiders, Woman-Stabbing Dogs, & iPhone-Busting Frenchmen: The Week in Hot Messes

Usually, the United States of America is a hot bed of  Hot Messes, with a disproportionate amount of those taking place in the Sunshine State. But not this week, when half of our stories took us around the...

Cursed Man’s Penis Bitten By Venomous Spider: Again!

You could call it bad luck if a venomous spider bites your penis while you’re sitting on a portable toilet. But if a similar venomous spider bites your penis in the same exact spot five months later...

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