Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Heartbroken On Valentine’s Day? These Marijuana Strains Will Help

Valentine’s Day can be a real bummer for those who recently have been dumped or are simply tired of being single. Watching a colleague or friend receive chocolates or flowers or jewelry can be torturous for the lonely hearts out there.

More people are single today than ever before, the 2014 census bureau report shows. Roughly 50 percent of all Americans are single compared to just 37 percent in 1976. Couple that with data scraped from Facebook statuses of “break up” and “broken up” shows that Valentine’s day is the third largest day for breakups.

If you are one of the 150 million single Americans or are working through love loss February 14, one cannabis cultivator — Los Angeles-based THC Design —has curated a few of types of marijuana to make you feel less lonely.

Got Dumped? Dumped Someone?

  • Triangle Kush is a smooth night-time variety named as a tribute to the three marijuana capitals of Florida – Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami. An uplifting euphoric feeling washes over you in warming waves, leaving you floating on air – far away from stalking that ex.

  • Dosidos has a minty cookie flavor and fast and hard cerebral rush; euphoric energy will swing you back onto Tinder with a vengeance. This hybrid then fades into a happy introspection, eventually leading to a classic body buzz, so remember the good times and cry if you want to.

  • XJ-13 balances high levels of THC with low levels of CBD. It will clear your head and relax those fingers, staving off regretful texts. Binge on Netflix instead. Netflix always knows what you want.

Single On Valentine’s Day

  • Blueberry Dome has high levels of THC to provide intense relief with amazing flavors, mixing fresh nutty mint with ripe blueberries for a confusingly delicious taste that will dance across your tongue. Pair it with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and revel in the fact you don’t have to share either.

  • Kosher Kush transcends your body into a state of serenity, draining your mind of all worries. Staying in is the new going out. Light that new candle for a romantic night for one.

  • Future Berries screams “treat yourself.” Live your best life with the best company – yourself! What begins as a moment of clear-headed relaxation soon leads to total bodily bliss. Pairs well with spa day massages, facials, and that strange mud bath your friends said you just have to try.

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