The following sentence will be written like a normally punctuated and formatted sentence but should be read as an all-caps gleeful scream with multiple exclamation points.
Beyoncé is pregnant and having twins.
See how normal that sentence looks? Yet it is anything but normal as Beyoncé and husband Jay Z—the antecedent of the ether we call Lemonade—will be introducing two new lives into the world. Beyoncé made the announcement with the following Instagram post.
This announcement will be an ongoing storyline, surely. (For instance, did you know the substantial conspiracy theory that Beyoncé didn’t actually birth Blue Ivy Carter? This IG post almost seems a direct way of curtailing any of that this time around.)
For now, let’s see all the other celebrity parents Jay and Bey will join in introducing twins into the world.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder
Julia Roberts & husband Danny Moder reportedly used IVF to conceive their twins Hazel & Phinnaeus, now 2 years old. pic.twitter.com/pzZeYZ4z9I
— Bioart Fertility (@BioartF) June 14, 2016
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt