As one of the newly-minted stars in the music industry, there aren’t many talents with more burgeoning careers than SZA. The R&B/pop singer broke out with her debut studio album CTRL in 2017, and the record was rated near the top of many year-end lists. Though she lost out on her five Grammy nominations, her career appears destined for success. Another big part of the news – SAZ shares wild weed brownie conspiracy!
But it wasn’t always that way for the singer. SZA decided to share stories about her retail working days on Twitter, which included True Religion, Lucky Brand Jeans, Sephora, H&M, and Abercrombie. She also had a stint at her hometown pizza shop, and “anywhere else that would allow me to walk in late and moody.”
But it was when SZA revealed she worked at Diesel when things got interesting. Why? Because, says SZA, “they fired me over a weed brownie conspiracy.” Immediately fans flooded her mentions, begging for the full story. And let us tell you—it doesn’t disappoint.
A co-worker had brought in a container of freshly-baked brownies. Everyone starts crowding around, looking for a treat to get through the work day. The woman who brought them, according to SZA, “DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS.” From there…well it’s probably better if I let SZA tell the rest of the story.
Everybody takes one (u know when niggas say everybody it’s really 3 ppl) ..mind u I’m new here ..nobody’s eating the whole thing but MY hungry ass eats TWO like mmmm ya free BREAKFASS !!..30 mins pass?
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
I start to sweat .. I’m looking at niggas across the sales floor they laughing and shit.. I’m like wow I gotta boo boo I’m nauseous I’m ???..mind u I ain’t even KNOW…10 more mins pass ?
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
Long story short I’m the only one coming out of their actual skin looking like I ATE meth . I get called to the office ? I don’t know why this is happening I tell her I need a doctor. She fires me . I spend the rest of the day in a Mexican restaurant searching for answers #SETUP
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
The singer probably wouldn’t complain how her life’s turned out, though. Earlier this month, SZA took to Instagram to thank her fans as she crossed two billion streams on her records.
“Today I found out we 2.3 billion streams deep and a bunch a other cool stuff,” SZA wrote on Instagram. “I love my family. I love you all for pressing play at any time. Thank you for this journey.”
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Shaking our head at SZA shares wild weed brownie conspiracy.
