Monday, March 4, 2024

Watch Father John Misty Sing About Having VR Sex With Taylor Swift on ‘SNL’

A surprisingly clean-cut Father John Misty performed a new song from his forthcoming album Pure Comedy on Saturday Night Live this week. Among other details from the dystopian future (or present) described in the song, “Total Entertainment Forever” features FJM frontman talking about a virtual reality relationship with a certain pop star. “Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift/After mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes,” he sings. Misty also performed the his new album’s first single, “Pure Comedy.”Pure Comedy is out 4/7 on Sub Pop. Watch both performances and check out the full lyrics to “Total Entertainment Forever” below.

“Total Entertainment Forever”

Bedding Taylor Swift

Every night inside the Oculus Rift

After mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes

And now the future’s definition is so much higher than it was last year

It’s like the images have all become real

And someone’s living my life for me out in the mirror

No, can you believe how far we’ve come

In the New Age?

Freedom to have what you want

In the New Age we’ll all be entertained

Rich or poor, the channels are all the same

You’re a star now, baby, so dry your tears

You’re just like them

Wake on up from the nightmare

Come on

Oh ho oh


Oh ho oh

No gods to rule us

No drugs to soothe us

No myths to prove stuff

No love to confuse us

Not bad for a race of demented monkeys

From a cave to a city to a permanent party

Come on

Oh ho oh


Oh ho oh

When the historians find us we’ll be in our homes

Plugged into our hubs

Skin and bones

A frozen smile on every face

As the stories replay

This must have been a wonderful place

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