Do you want to build a snowman? Well too bad because we’re not watching Frozen anymore, baby.
Every year, snow falls, and kids across the world are instructed by multi-billion media corporations and their parents to build snowman. Roll one large ball, one medium ball, one small ball, then stack them one atop another. Add some sticks for legs, a carrot for nose, and…BORING.
Stop using tradition as an excuse to never change. Fresh snow is one of the most malleable substances possible so why keep building snowman instead of getting creative? Build whatever you want in this world, you know?
If you need somewhere to start, follow the lead of these wonderful Twitter users. Construct cats, dogs, or even a turnip this winter season. Here are the eight best things you can build with snow beside a snowman.
Snowlady
The snow will soon melt, but as a closing Christmas image: here’s a snowlady someone built outside our complex. She looks appropriately merry for the occasion. pic.twitter.com/wGLT96yeol
— Cheryl Platz (is on BlueSky and mstdn.social) (@funnygodmother) December 26, 2017
Cat
My cat didn't like snow so I made my cat OUT of snow. Happy holigays from Snowlastor and I! pic.twitter.com/kvqSFUnOX6
— Mx SF Leather Denali ⛓️💈 (@DenaliWinter) December 25, 2017
A Puppy
https://twitter.com/min_ssss/status/945154452327079936
…Or a Puppers!
I made a snow pupper!! @historybirb helped… kinda. pic.twitter.com/rTOqWlY22A
— 🐇 Ria → cafeaubun.bsky.social (@cafeaubun) December 26, 2017
Snow Dalek (?)
The head of Art where I used to work just sent me this picture of the snow Dalek he built with his son last week! pic.twitter.com/32JXxu7oNL
— Ian DW cartoons (@iancartoons) December 21, 2017
Turnip
Here's a beter pic pic.twitter.com/AUZVmAubcn
— dave (@duck_nerd) December 26, 2017
Kirby
Look guys i made a snow kirby!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/9V7I2Z08fA
— Anna 🇵🇸 (@charmmoo) December 15, 2017
Or you could obviously make a Rhinodinohorncorn
https://twitter.com/charlotte__a_r/status/945843634720657410
