In another edition of “How Is This A Thing?” we now introduce you to this German Carponizer calendar. It features the world’s favorite calendar for monthly image choice: naked, sexy carp.
This monthly tracker displays 12 very scantily clad, very steaming carp in different shapes and sizes. Maybe you thought a fish was just a fish—but you would be mistaken, good sir or madam. Fish deserve your reverence and what better way to celebrate the fine fish of our world than with this German calendar?
The erotic Carponizer Carp Calendar 2017 is definitely one of the most extraordinary ideas to present this magnificent fish in an attractive setting. Carponizer has also succeeded this year, every month of the year with courage to create the extraordinary. Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme.
Oh yeah, if you’re interested in that sort of thing, some gorgeous women are also included in the pictures. But wait there’s more:
The calendar is a real “must have” for every passionate angler and fish lover. The erotic moments are set aesthetically and artistically in the carp calendar 2017 and give not only the angler tent a special charm. The individual motifs are just as perfect as a purposeful wall decoration. Whether you choose it yourself or as a tasteful gift: the Carponizer Carp Calendar 2017 does not just make men’s hearts beat faster.
Though I am a man, and seeing those carp does make my heart beat quickly, I can’t imagine how this isn’t the perfect gift for the carp lover in your life. Viewing those carp should give you daily inspiration that anything in this world is possible—even a silly ass German calendar full of fish.
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