In our opinion, there are only two essential morning traditions: breakfast and wake and bake. The key to both is making sure you have enough time to do it right (and in the case of the wake-and-bake, safely–don’t plan on driving or operating machinery heavier than a blender or toaster for a few hours). A good morning meal or smoke session is one that isn’t rushed; in fact, the ideal morning is one in which you can combine both activities. Below are the five best breakfasts to prepare after getting blazed first thing in the a.m.
Pancakes
A classic. You can do what you want with pancakes—add fruit or other flavors to the batter, even make them “whole wheat” if your heart desires/requires it—but for our money, you can’t beat the original buttermilk variety topped with some quality butter and maple syrup. Really the ideal way to start your stoned day.
Eggs Benedict
You’ll need a bit longer for this one because of the hollandaise sauce, but it’s worth it. What’s better than a couple of perfectly cooked poached eggs over barely-crisp Canadian bacon and lightly toasted English Muffins, all doused in decadently-rich hollandaise? Mmm.
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich
High or sober, few things in life are tastier than a good bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. Our favorite is with two fried eggs, American cheese, and an everything bagel, but the beauty of the BEC sandwich is the nearly endless ways it can be customized. Like plain white toast instead of something more flavorful so you’re not distracted by the taste of the core ingredients? We won’t judge. Want to replace American with some fancy cheese, like cheddar? We support you 100 percent.
French Toast
There are worse things to do while blazed than taking bread and covering it with gooey egg then frying it to a delicious golden brown. Delicious.
Sugary Cereal
While we still believe the key to a successful baked breakfast is taking your time with it, we recognize that it’s not always possible. And you know what they say: a rushed meal while high is better than no meal at all while high. So there’s nothing wrong with packing a bowl with Cap’n Crunch (after you’ve packed your other bowl) and going to town.
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