Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Police Searching for Man Who Drove Over His Own Leg After Leaving Strip Club

It happens to the best of us: Last week, police say a Florida man who left a strip club at about 2:15 am managed to drive over his own leg with his pickup truck before the then-driverless vehicle crashed into a nearby home.

The Orlando Sentinel reports that Florida state troopers believe the 28-year-old man, whose name they haven’t released, drove his truck for about one block after leaving the strip club before he somehow fell out of the vehicle. The truck, a 2016 Ford, then ran over his leg and continued rolling into a house, causing minor injuries a 58-year-old woman inside.

The man then fled the scene, state troopers said, and remains at large. Charges may be pending, though we’d like to believe the damaged truck, leg, and pride is probably sufficient enough punishment.

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