The FBI Can’t Hire Hackers Because They All Use Marijuana
Being a tech whiz and smoking cannabis go hand-in-hand. Watch an episode of "Silicon Valley" if not convinced. Hence, this anti-pot administration is having trouble getting good hackers to even apply to the FBI.
You’re Welcome: Here’s How To Make A Fruit Fly Orgasm
When scientists studied fruit fly mating rituals, they noticed what was happening when the flies were able to ejaculate and when they weren't.
Inventor Of Sex Doll Says It’s Been Great For His Marriage
This doll is capable of answering questions and having a "personality," which is a bit of a stretch, but still impressive.
Scott Pruitt Thinks The EPA Logo Looks Too Much Like Marijuana
Our nation's Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency has asked to have the EPA's logo replaced because he think it looks a little too much like a marijuana plant.
8 Best Memes From Mark Zuckerberg’s US Senate Appearance
Mark Zuckerberg spoke in front of the US Senate this week, addressing Facebook and the Cambridge Analytica scandal. This was obviously a prime time for memes.
Stop Smoking Marijuana In Drive-Thru, Demands Mississippi Sonic
You might expect this story to happen in a state with legalized recreational marijuana like California or Colorado. But no.
Breakfast In Bed: How To Make Yogurt With Your Vagina
If there's one thing we all know about vaginas is that they have tons of bacteria. Like, millions.
Bros Love Vaping And Icing Each Other In Trump White House
Often played at house parties or similar events, someone will usually hide a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Whomever finds that Smirnoff Ice must immediately drop to one knee and chug the drink’s contents.