The FBI Can’t Hire Hackers Because They All Use Marijuana

Being a tech whiz and smoking cannabis go hand-in-hand. Watch an episode of "Silicon Valley" if not convinced. Hence, this anti-pot administration is having trouble getting good hackers to even apply to the FBI.

You’re Welcome: Here’s How To Make A Fruit Fly Orgasm

When scientists studied fruit fly mating rituals, they noticed what was happening when the flies were able to ejaculate and when they weren't.

Tracking Marijuana Consumption By Testing Sewage?

A federal agency has come up with an innovative way to monitor consumption: Sewage.

Inventor Of Sex Doll Says It’s Been Great For His Marriage

This doll is capable of answering questions and having a "personality," which is a bit of a stretch, but still impressive.

Facebook Is Not The Only Company Watching You

Facebook isn’t the only company that’s had trouble with authorities over breaches of privacy.

Scott Pruitt Thinks The EPA Logo Looks Too Much Like Marijuana

Our nation's Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency has asked to have the EPA's logo replaced because he think it looks a little too much like a marijuana plant.

8 Best Memes From Mark Zuckerberg’s US Senate Appearance

Mark Zuckerberg spoke in front of the US Senate this week, addressing Facebook and the Cambridge Analytica scandal. This was obviously a prime time for memes.

Stop Smoking Marijuana In Drive-Thru, Demands Mississippi Sonic

You might expect this story to happen in a state with legalized recreational marijuana like California or Colorado. But no.

Breakfast In Bed: How To Make Yogurt With Your Vagina

If there's one thing we all know about vaginas is that they have tons of bacteria. Like, millions.

Bros Love Vaping And Icing Each Other In Trump White House

Often played at house parties or similar events, someone will usually hide a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Whomever finds that Smirnoff Ice must immediately drop to one knee and chug the drink’s contents.