While its tremendous size and odd shape prevents him from having sex or doing really any sort of regular physical activity, the man who says he has the largest dick in the world claims he’s happy with it and someday hopes to become a porn star.
“I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have,” Roberto Esquivel Cabrera told Bancroft Media earlier this year. “I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record.”
Doctors have urged him to have penile-reduction surgery so he could have sex and live a more normal life but he’s so far rejected their advice because, as one doctor put it, “he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.”
One doctor even suggested that Cabrera has artificially enhanced his dick’s size. “He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it,” Dr. Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez told the Mirror UK.
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The giant penis, the Mirror notes, cause all sorts of health problems including frequent urinary tract infections, chafing, and an inability to sleep unless he has a pillow to rest his penis on.
“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees, he added. “I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”
He also can’t have sex because of his penis’s girth.
So why would he want to keep it?
“I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there,” he said. “I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.”
He added: “I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.”
Maybe the American dream isn’t dead after all.
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