Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Watch: Man Ignites Firecrackers That Are Taped Around His Bare Chest

Zacharias Holmes makes his living, or part of it at least, filming himself doing incredibly dumb and dangerous things, like belly flopping onto 1500 thumbtacs or snapping a rat trap onto his face. All of those things seem painful and bad! But they pale in comparison to Holmes’s latest stunt, for which he taped fireworks around his bare chest bandelier-style and then ignited them as a friend filmed.

The result is exactly what you’d expect: Holmes shouts in pain and runs off to a nearby pile of snow, into which he quickly jumps. “OHH, OHHH!!!,” he mutters. “OHH, Fuck, man! Oh my god, did you get that? Oh my god that hurt.”

After showing his burned torso to the camera, he asks his friend for Neosporin. “I’m definitely going to need some.”

“That was fucking horrible,” he says at the end of the video. “Definitely don’t do that at home.”

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