As he walked to Air Force One this morning, President Obama patted down his pockets, realized he was missing something, and ran back to the Oval Office. But what did he forget? Let’s consider some options and then vote on it in an important poll (below).
Walking to Marine One, Pres Obama suddenly checks his pockets, does a 180 – and scoots back to the Oval Office. pic.twitter.com/7qflAsPsLP
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 7, 2016
1). His Blackberry
The most likely answer is Obama left his phone at home. But that’s also what they’d want you to believe. Let’s move on.
2). Ham sandwich
The president allegedly quit smoking back in 2011, but last year he was photographed holding something that looks a lot like a pack of cigarettes. Hmm.
4). His keys
I’ve always assumed presidents don’t need to carry around keys, but then again I’ve never been president so what do I know.
It’s always important to have gum or mints on you, especially if you have to talk to a lot of important people while representing your country. Also, Obama reportedly still chews Nicorette.
6). The weed he confiscated from Malia
This is my guess.
Posted By: Taylor Berman