Monday, November 25, 2024

Often-Shot Rapper Shot At Waffle House: “God Made Me Bulletproof”

Waffle House is one of the great American culinary institutions. It’s a place where 24 hours a day and seven days a week you can order hash browns, eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, raisin toast, biscuits, and, of course waffles. But because of its round-the-clock schedule and drunk-friendly food, WaHo occasionally serves as the location for all sorts of late night brawls and disruptions, like the time in 2007 Kid Rock started and a brawl in one and the time this week that an Atlanta rapper was shot in the chest in one.

According to WGCL, Atlanta Police said Yung Mazi was shot in the chest Tuesday morning at about 4 a.m., just before he was about to place his order. By his own count, this would be the 11th time Mazi has been shot.

The brush with death over cheese-covered hash browns and scrambled eggs* brought out Mazi’s boastful side. Shortly after, CBS News reports that the rapper tweeted, “God made me bulletproof [prayer emoji].” He later deleted the tweet.

In a YouTube video from June, Mazi explains why he’s been shot so many times. “I might walk around with a quarter-million-dollars-worth of jewelry on,” he said.

Our humble suggestion is to not wear so much jewelry to Waffle House at four in the morning.

*My guess about what he ordered.

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