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Father Christmas Hands Out Dick-Shaped Bracelets To Children

South West England is the picture of Christmas cheer. The charming markets, the pudding, the cobblestone streets—and of course, Santa handing out elastic bracelets shaped like dicks.

Man Sees Spider, Sets Fire To His Workplace On His First Day

Sometimes you’re the spider, and sometimes you’re the guy holding the spider-smiting lighter who’s about to burn his whole place of work down.

Golden Girls Get Real: Now You Can Flip Someone Off With Bea Arthur’s Face

The Golden Girls were lightyears ahead of their time for 60-somethings making it work in the '80s. From their own sexual liberation ("I paid with nature's credit card") to homemaking ("If this sauce were a person, I'd get naked...

People Are Freaking About About Sapiosexuality: What You Need To Know

A dictionary stirred up a controversial topic: Is sapiosexuality a legitimate sexual preference, or should it be relegated to the likes of lumbersexual? It all started with a tweet: https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/803244927702290432 On their blog, Merriam-Webster states that “sapiosexual” means to be...

Watch This Pianist Blow Minds With Her Jazzy Mozart Rendition

Think you can’t get into piano concertos? The thought of listening to Mozart make you yawn? Then you haven’t met Yuja Wang and her jazzy Mozart tunes.

No Giving Tuesday Here: Is Your City Trying To Make Feeding The Homeless Illegal?

After most of us spent last Thursday being thankful for the ability to belly up to a feast and go back for seconds — and then put on our stretchiest pants the next day to trample our...

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