Hot Mess

On Monday night, someone in North Korea fucked up and switched some computer thing that shouldn’t be switched (“One of North Korea's top level nameservers was accidentally configured to allow global DNS zone transfers,” as a computer researcher put...

Jillian Henry just wanted the Willamette River to serve as a scenic backdrop to her senior pictures. Turns out that picture also included a nude dude and his dog. Henry had ventured down to the river with her friend, photographer...

A dad minding his own business accidentally eats four weed brownies and ends up crawling on the ground in a panic, where he encounters the family cat and calls her a bitch.

If you love cruises but have always hated that there’s not enough open sex stuff on board, we have some great news: A sex cruise that is not messing around.

Why leave it in a savings account or under your mattress when you could invest it in a mutual fund, stocks, or, as one Georgia man recently did, a local meth ring?

A person bought a home in Simi Valley, California. A few weeks later, the buyer explored the house and discovered the body of Salvatore Orefice.

Nick Stafford really, really wanted to make a point about the bureaucracy at the DMV in Lebanon, Virginia.

A seemingly innocent "love bite," or hickey, on the neck turned into a kiss of death for a Mexico teen--a cautionary tale, to be sure.

As we get deeper and deeper into winter, we’re still getting plenty of free heat from idiots and heroes around the world who find themselves involved in hot messes. This week we learned about a horrendous maid of honor...

Below is a video of a man climbing a ladder and squashing an entire yellow jacket nest with his bare hands, killing all of the insects inside. As the insane man does so, he describes each of his actions...