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Hot Mess: Share Your Craziest Stories With Us Right Now

Here at The Fresh Toast we publish all sorts of posts. We write about movies, food, music, celebrities, drinks, and—most importantly—cannabis. But we also...

“Cannibal Cop” Says The Ladies Love Him Now…Really?

Gilberto “Cannibal Cop” Valle, the former NYPD officer who was once convicted of planning to cook and eat his wife, says dozens of women...

Vape Pen Explodes In Woman’s $1,900 Louis Vuitton Bag

Sometimes when you visit a Sunglass Hut in a New Jersey mall, you walk out with a cool pair of new shades. Other times...

Apple’s New iOS 10 Had A Porn Problem

Apple’s iOS 10 has had a glitch-filled debut. Of course, many, if not most, software updates have problems in their first few days, but...

Worst Job Hunter Ever Mails Dead Skunks To The Competition

This job hunter makes endless LinkedIn invitations look appealing.After being turned down for a fourth grade teaching position, he went full revenge mode,...

Firefighter Chronicles: The Breast-Groping, Taco Meat-Eating Woman Who Masturbated in an...

One happy thing I’ve learned during my 20-plus years as a firefighter and E.M.T. is that usually the most entertaining ambulance calls are ones...

WTF Is Going On With All The Clowns, And How Scared...

The great clowns epidemic of 2016 has drifted south to Georgia, where children in two cities have reportedly been harassed by the make-up-covered walking...

I’m Brandi And My Future Mother In Law Is A Hot...

I met my bf Trevor about three years ago at a church picnic near Dallas. He's the best, and a total babe. We moved...

9 Of The Hottest Messes Of The Summer

Summer's a cocktail of disaster waiting to happen. We're wearing less, caring less, day-drinking and playing around open flames and/or bodies of water.We've collected...

Protestors Rush Stage During Ryan Lochte’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Debut

The Ryan Lochte summer from hell won’t end. A month after the fiasco he created in Rio and days after his 10-month suspension from...