Thursday, November 14, 2024

Gossip: Caitlyn Jenner Saving Her New Vagina For Mr. Right; Bette Midler Getting Replaced By Dolly Parton

Caitlyn Jenner has revealed that she has had her final surgery to give her a vagina. And now the star is saving it for the perfect person.

“Caitlyn feels like a virgin again at 67 years old,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “She is taking her time and is in no hurry to give that away. She is saving herself for the right person.”

She has revealed that she will never sleep with a woman again, which means that Caitlyn is looking for a man. Good luck.

Bette Midler Getting Replaced By Dolly Parton

Bette Midler has only just opened on Broadway in Hello, Dolly and producers are already planning on replacing her.

“Bette has signed on for one year. The entire run is almost sold out and now producers are looking for life after she leaves,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “The person that they all agree would be perfect to follow Bette is Dolly Parton. The show would literally be, “Hello, DOLLY!”

No deal has been reached yet with the country legend but she is top of the list even if Bette’s costume would need to be expanded in the bust area!

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