Saturday, November 2, 2024

This Rapper Is Crowdfunding To Prove The World Is Flat

B.o.B. is so sure the world is flat, that he’s launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise enough money to prove he’s right and we’re all just a bunch of dummies who fell for a government hoax.

Called “Show Bob The Curve,” the campaign has only raised about $2,000 of its $10 Million goal (you read that correctly). The rapper says he needs that money to “purchase and launch multiple satellites into space.”

He’s also busy on Twitter retweeting flat earth conspiracies, including the theory that NASA doesn’t really send people to space, that “astronauts” are just actors with elaborate props.

He also seems to support the idea that climate change is a hoax and that recent hurricanes have been intentionally programmed to target immigrants.

Where were we. Oh, right. B.o.B. now wants people to voluntarily give him millions of dollars so he can prove what science has already debunked: the earth is not a spinning globe here for your dumb fact-based truths.

B.o.B. has been a flat-earth advocate for years, pointing to the horizon as evidence. He tweeted: “How can you explain the horizon always being at eye level?” Them are fighting words for astrophysicist and Cosmos host, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Good luck with your fundraising goals, B.o.B. You might want to donate that money to your local schools.

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