Thursday, November 21, 2024

This Vibrator Will Order Domino’s Pizza After You Orgasm

There’s a vibrator on the market that not only gets you off, it gets you pizza. Is there another device that’s this considerate of your needs?

Developed by a company called CamSoda, RubGrub (yes, that’s the name) has an option to add your credit card information so that you can press a button that orders Domino’s pizza for you. Domino’s comes in 30 minutes. Do you?

The company’s vice president, Daryn Parke, predicts that they’ll add other pizza providers to their vibrator/delivery service enabler. Huffington Post reports that Domino’s knows nothing of this vibrator, and that the only way people with the device are able to order pizza is because the company’s API is public.

CamSoda released a statement explaining their device and why they decided to add this pizza feature. “Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry. Now, in order to enjoy your Saturday night, all you need is your RubGrub device. Get off and get stuffed, all with the quick click of a button.”

While it’s true that sex and all its related activities can make people hungry, the RubGrub makes us wonder, “why the preference for pizza?” Does CamSoda have some insider knowledge that the general public doesn’t? Also, why would you need a device that’s capable of getting you off and of ordering food? These are all very important questions prompted by a very unusual function.

The RubGrub is in its last stages of development, and it’ll be available in a few months for the price of $19.95.

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