Halloween isn’t just a holiday for getting dressed up in ridiculous costumes and partying with your friends. It’s also the best time of the year to hoard all kinds of candy that you can eat later after getting very, very high. But which kinds of candy are the best to consume while blazed? Let us tell you.
5. Twix
Twix are one of the best candy bars in any size but they truly excel in mini-form. Eat them however you like, obviously, but the correct, truly pro-move is to freeze them first. Mmm.
4. Blow Pops
Yes, a lollipop is a slightly unorthodox candy to receive on Halloween but so what. Few things are better than working your way through a sugar-y rock-like candy to be rewarded with delicious bubble gum, even if it loses its flavor after five minutes. And since you wanted to know, the best Blow Pop flavors are
3. Candy corn
Just kidding. Candy corn is bad and belongs in the trash.
3. (For real this time) Gummi Bears
Be they plain or sour, gummi bears are one of the all time great foods to enjoy while high no matter what time of year it is. The only thing that makes them more enjoyable is when you’ve hoarded dozens of tiny packages you received (or stole…) for free on Halloween.
2. Snickers
Hands down the best candy bar. What could be better than nougat, chocolate, caramel, and peanuts all in once place? Nothing. And much like their cousin-in-gooey-caramel Twix, Snickers are better in bite size form, and when frozen.
1. Swedish Fish
Yes, Swedish Fish are a relatively rare Halloween candy, but that makes them all the more special. Their flavor is so sweet it’s almost too much (emphasis on almost), like the world’s best gummi bears on steroids. They are so good, in fact, that you have to be careful while eating them when stoned, or else you might fall asleep with a mouthful like my friend Phil did once (he has a lot of cavities now).
Honorary Mentions: Krackel bars, Butterfingers, and Jolly Ranchers.
