Florida men are known for all sorts of bizarre crime, but as far as we know this is the first one to be arrested after attaching a wire-covered electronic device to his penis, which he then allegedly showed to a stranger on the street as he slowly drove his Toyota Camry while naked.
The New York Daily News reports that Kurt Allen Jenkins drove down a street while fully nude and “gestured at the victim to look down towards his groin area, where the victim observed an electronic device with wires attached to Jenkins penis,” according to the Boynton Beach Police Department’s report. Jenkins then allegedly propositioned the person.
WPBF reports that the 56-year-old refused to comply when confronted by police, forcing an unlucky officer to tackle him to the ground. Jenkins was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence.
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