Friday, August 12, 2022

Duh Files: Teen Busted For Doing Donuts In Police Station’s Parking Lot

Whenever you worry about the future of this world, you should remind yourself that at this exact moment a teen is somewhere doing something incredible and awe-inspiring. There are 15-year-olds selflessly volunteering at homeless shelters, 16-year-olds studying U.S. history so they can one day become country-changing politicians, 17-year-olds writing great songs that will move our culture forward, 18-year-olds studying medicine and science in the hope that they’ll someday invent life-saving drugs, and 19-year-olds who are doing sick donuts in the parking lots of police departments in Canada.

One such 19-year-old was, unfortunately, arrested and charged with dangerous operation of a motor vehicle after officers at the Ontario Provincial Police station in Sudbury heard “an engine revving and tires squealing” in their parking lot, as reports.

The officers walked outside of their department and spotted the teen speeding in circles in the parking lot, with his window down so he could shout obscenities at the officers. As soon as he slowed down, the cops arrested the man, who hasn’t been identified. The heroic/dumb teen is due in court December 21.


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