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A Few Jokes To Make Your Monday Better

Sometimes Mondays can be a bit much – so here are some tidbits of humor to make it a bit better.

Monday is tough since it marks the transition back to a work routine after a weekend of relaxation, often leading to feelings of stress, deadlines, and news. While Gen Z has an increase in axinety, in general people seem to be on edge.  Over 25% people are highly stressed, but laughter can help. Well, it turns out laughter can make a difference, from helping reduce anxiety to improving mood and relieving pain.  To help, here are a few jokes ot make your Monday better.

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A guy opens his door to find a snail on the porch. He throws it as far as he can. Three years later, the same snail returns and says, “What the hell was that all about?”

A man sees a “Talking Dog for Sale” sign. The dog claims to have rescued avalanche victims and served in Iraq. When asked why he’s selling it, the owner replies, “Because he’s a liar!”

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet.
“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
“You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

A horse walks into a bar. The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!”
The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The gorilla replies, “Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain’t coming back, either.”

Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors? If it had 4, it’d be a chicken sedan.

And, why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.

Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One’s pretty heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”

Can Cannabis Provide Some Relief From Chronic Pain

Chronic pain can be life changing – from the pain to zapped energy. But can cannabis make a difference?

An estimated 20% of adults in the US and roughly 8 million Canadians experience chronic pain. This condition is defined as pain that lasts for more than three months. It can lead to insomnia and fatigue. If can impact many other parts of life, including mood and the ability to move and body functions. It can also lead to changes in the brain and nervous system, which can make the pain worse and harder to manage. But can cannabis provide some relief from chronic pain?

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Medical cannabis (MC) and cannabidiol (CBD) have show promise in managing chronic pain, though efficacy varies by condition and formulation. Research indicates cannabinoids may reduce pain severity by 30–50% compared to placebo, particularly in neuropathic and inflammatory conditions. A 2023 systematic review of 15 studies found CBD alone or combined with tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) reduced pain by 42–66%.

Can Cannabis Provide Some Relief From Chronic Pain

Cannabinoids interact with the body’s endocannabinoid system, modulating pain signaling and inflammation:

  • THC binds to CB1 receptors in the central nervous system, altering pain perception.
  • CBD enhances anandamide (a natural pain-regulating compound) and activates glycine receptors, potentially reducing localized inflammation.
  • Combined THC:CBD formulations (e.g., nabiximols) often show superior pain relief compared to single cannabinoids, with CBD mitigating THC’s psychoactive effects.

Clinical Evidence by Condition

  • Neuropathic pain: THC:CBD sprays reduced pain scores in multiple sclerosis and spinal injury patients.
  • Arthritis/fibromyalgia: Topical CBD improved peripheral neuropathy, while oral formulations alleviated fibromyalgia pain in 30% of patients.
  • Chronic back/neck pain: Preliminary trials suggest vaporized cannabis may rival oxycodone’s efficacy.

The good news is studies report 18–29% of patients achieve ≥30% pain reduction with cannabinoids vs. 14–26% on placebo. Effective CBD doses range widely (2.5–1,500 mg/day), and prolonged use may alter drug metabolism. So trend carefully with both CBD and THC. Remember, only THC:CBD combos like nabiximols are FDA-approved for specific conditions; most CBD products remain unregulated.

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CBD alone shows fewer side effects (fatigue, diarrhea) than THC-containing products. Notably, real-world data associate medical cannabis with 60% reduced opioid use in chronic pain patients, though long-term safety data remain limited.

While cannabinoids offer a potential alternative for refractory chronic pain, optimal use requires personalized dosing and further high-quality trials targeting specific pain subtypes. Current evidence supports cautious integration into multimodal pain regimens, particularly when conventional therapies fail. Always talk with your health professional when adding something new to your pain management regime.

Does Beyoncé Consume Marijuana

Coming off her big Grammy win, does Beyoncé consume marijuana – cause the industry needs some high profile allies

Coming off her big Grammys win, she is continue to expand her empire. Her fame, business savvy and talent has lead her to founding Parkwood Entertainment, Ivy Park, Cécred, and SirDavis. She has done endorsements for Pepsi and Levis and has a Netflick deal. She seems to go from one success to another. With all she has going on, does Beyoncé consume marijiana? Turns out she has leaned into the plant, but publicly here engagement is squarely in the wellness sphere.

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Beyoncé has openly incorporated cannabis-derived CBD into her wellness routine, citing its benefits for physical recovery and mental health, though she has not explicitly confirmed recreational cannabis use. The global icon revealed in a 2021 Harper’s Bazaar interview  CBD became a crucial tool during her tours, helping manage inflammation, muscle soreness, and insomnia. “I discovered CBD on my last tour, and I’ve experienced its benefits for soreness and inflammation. It helped with my restless nights,” she shared, emphasizing its role in her self-care practices

Beyoncé announced plans to build a hemp and honey farm to produce her own CBD, aiming to create natural wellness products for her family. This venture aligns with her focus on holistic health rituals, which she also teaches her children. She described finding her daughter Blue Ivy using homemade bath blends for relaxation, highlighting intergenerational wellness practices. While CBD is non-psychoactive (unlike THC-rich marijuana), her farm underscores her commitment to cannabis-derived wellness solutions.

Beyoncé’s entry into the hemp industry follows her husband Jay-Z’s cannabis brand, Monogram, though her approach centers on therapeutic applications rather than recreational use. In 2020, her BeyGOOD Foundation partnered with the NAACP to grant $10,000 to Black-owned cannabis businesses like The Gift, a wellness-focused hemp company. These efforts reflect her support for equitable opportunities in an industry where Black entrepreneurs face systemic barriers

Despite lyrical references to cannabis in her Cowboy Carter album and fan speculation about recreational use, Beyoncé has never publicly confirmed smoking marijuana. Experts note her CBD use focuses on documented (though FDA-unapproved) benefits like pain relief, while avoiding psychoactive effects. Medical researchers caution that CBD’s efficacy for conditions like insomnia remains inconclusive, though its safety profile for adults is generally accepted.

5 Ways To Manage Return To Office

The internet is filled with the nashing of teeth about people having to return the office 5 days a week . Here are 5 ways to manage the return.

Amazon, the Federal Government and more are returning to 5 days a week. For a portion of the work force, this is a new experience after years of either work from home or flex work.  It is not going well. There are endless articles about the anguish of working in an office, but at the moment, there is nothing to be changed.  And it is better to keep working while looking for a job, rather than face an uncertain work future.  ere are 5 ways to manage return to office mandates.

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Before returning to a full-time schedule, take time to reflect on your career goals and how they align with your personal life. It’s essential to mentally prepare for the increased demands and stress that may come with a five-day workweek. Consider how you can bring joy to the commute (books on tape, podcasts, singing), enjoy your lunch and how you can make the week still a place of fun.

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To maximize productivity, prioritize tasks and focus on high-impact activities. Use tools like calendars or planners to organize your day and ensure you meet deadlines. Consider implementing time management techniques such as the Pomodoro Technique, which involves working in focused intervals with short breaks.  Also, consider doing one chore a day at home, laundry, bathroom cleaning, etc.  This will provide more “fun or down” time on the weekend.

Working long hours without breaks can lead to burnout. Make sure to take short breaks throughout the day to recharge. Prioritize self-care by incorporating activities that reduce stress, such as meditation, exercise, or spending time with family and friends.

If you find yourself anxious, consider microdosing.  With cannabis being generally accepted and healthier than alcohol, the California sober has emerged.  If the anxiety is overwhelming, many are learning 1.5-2.5 mg of cannabis, a portion of a marijuana gummy, can help you gain control of the day.

Returning to work after a break can be an excellent opportunity to update your skills. Engage in professional development activities to stay current with industry trends and enhance your career prospects. Reconnect with former colleagues and industry contacts. Attend networking events or join professional groups to expand your network and stay informed about opportunities in your field.
Take a moment, breath and realize not everything is forever.

 

 

Does Will Ferrell Consume Marijuana

He has another movie dropping – but does Will Ferrell chill with cannabis after all the production?

He is paired with Reese Witherspoon for a new comedy You Are Cordially Invited.  Ferrell has had a series of success from the wildly popular original Lego Movie to Elf. He is a majorly bankable star and never seems to be too far from a project. He become famous during his stint on SNL where he starred from 1995 to 2002. “I had a wonderful seven seasons on that show, where I made lifelong friends,” he said. “I knew in that moment it would be the hardest but most fun job I would ever get to do, and I still look back on it that way” he shared.  But does Will Ferrell consumer marijuana?

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In a series of tweets from 2013, Ferrell humorously addressed the topic, stating, “Smoking weed doesn’t make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn’t make you a good person” and “Yes, I smoke weed. No, I am not a drug addict”.  This implies he is a canna consumer.  But more importantly, he is a canna fan.

Ferrell’s comments reflect a broader cultural shift towards more accepting views of marijuana use. His humor often touches on social norms and stereotypes, and his remarks about marijuana are consistent with this approach. By joking about the topic, Ferrell helps normalize the conversation around marijuana, aligning with a growing public perception that marijuana use is not necessarily indicative of addiction or moral failing.

The relationship between marijuana use and creativity, particularly in comedy, is a topic of interest. Some comedians and artists report that marijuana enhances their creativity or helps them perceive humor differently. While Ferrell has not explicitly linked marijuana to his comedic creativity, his casual attitude towards its use suggests that he may view it as a part of a relaxed lifestyle rather than a tool for creative enhancement.

Known for his unique brand of humor and his ability to create memorable characters, he connects with the viewing public.  In doing so, he help make cannabis acceptable.

 

 

The Best Cannabis Infused Pasta Sauce For The Weekend

Nothing is better on a winter night than pasta – go the extra step with this cannabis infused tomato sauce

The weather is cold and just feels good and warm inside. And what better way to enjoy the cold weather with pasta. The reason is so globally popular is it’s a versatile dish that can be prepared in many ways, and it’s enjoyed by people of many cultures. But this easy sauce recipe can be enhanced to give you a relaxing and chill time post meal. 

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Jordan Wagman is a James Beard nominated Chef. Diagnosed with psoriasis at an early age, Wagman searched over thirty years for a long-term solution to this often-debilitating disease; hospital stays, trips to the sunshine, and conventional medications were all employed and did provide some short-term reprieve but it wasn’t enough. Eventually, he made dietary changes and began consuming cannabis. Within sixty days he lost thirty pounds and, remarkably, his psoriasis improved dramatically. It lead him to sharing his story, his latest book is WELL, How I Found My Health Through Food. He is a featured speaker at February Women Who Grow Conference.

Chef Wagman shares the easiest, fastest all-purpose tomato sauce you will ever make.  And you can add a little something extra.

Ingredients 

  • 2 cups (500 ml) cherry or grape tomatoes  
  • 1/3 cup (100 ml) olive oil 
  • ¼ cup (60 ml) water 
  • ¼ tsp (1 ml) sea salt 
  • ¼ tsp (1 ml) freshly ground pepper 

Create

  1. Rinse tomatoes under warm water, dry and set aside
  2. In a saucepan combine tomatoes, olive oil, water, salt and pepper and bring to a simmer over low heat until tomato skins begin to split and the juice from the tomatoes has been released, about 20 minutes
  3. Remove from heat, transfer to a blender or use an immersion blender in the saucepan and puree until smooth 
  4. Use immediately or cool to room temperature. Transfer to an air-tight container and refrigerate for up to five days

Note

Add desired amount of cannabis oil, isolate or distillate and basil leaves to the tomato mixture before pureeing. This will ensure the cannabis is evenly distributed, creating an homogeneous mixture.  

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And here is some lagniappe, pasta and salt have a harmonious relationship in Italian cuisine. Salt enhances the natural flavors of pasta, bringing out its inherent sweetness. When cooking pasta, it’s essential to add salt to the boiling water to season the pasta evenly. This step helps the pasta absorb flavors better, especially when combined with sauces. Using high-quality salt, like sea salt or kosher salt, can further elevate the taste experience. Proper salting is a key element in preparing delicious pasta dishes.

Exactly What Is A Muse

The news announced the death of another muse – this one for The Rolling Stones – but what is a Muse?

The news today is about the passing of Marianne Faithfull, an artist and muse to The Rolling Stones?  But exactly what is a muse? The label gets tossed around? But what does it really mean? They are a source of inspiration, often associated with artistic creativity. In modern times, a muse can be a person who inspires an artist, writer, or musician, often through their presence, personality, or actions.

n ancient Greek mythology, the Muses were nine sister goddesses who presided over the arts and sciences. They were believed to inspire creativity and knowledge in various fields such as literature, music, and astronomy. The Muses were named Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, Thalia, and Urania. In modern times, a muse can be a person who inspires an artist, writer, or musician, often through their presence, personality, or actions.

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They have often faced challenges, particularly women overshadowed by the artists they inspire. Many muses sacrifice their own creative pursuits to support the careers of their partners, leading to a lack of recognition and autonomy. This dynamic often resulted in muses being seen more as sources of inspiration rather than as creative individuals in their own right. It also can mean the difference financially since the artist owns the right and the muses often has not percentage of earnings.

The pressure and effort to be a muse can also be draining and tough…sometimes leading the inspiration to a destruction pattern.

Marianne Faithful, artist and muse tot he Roling Stones

Many famous artists have had muses who inspired their work. For example, Pablo Picasso had several muses, including Françoise Gilot and Dora Maar, who were also his romantic partners. The relationship between an artist and their muse can be deeply personal and collaborative, as seen in the experiences of Zoya

Some of the great muses include:

Patti Boyd – Inspired songs by Eric Clapton (“Layla,” “Wonderful Tonight”) and George Harrison (“Something”)

The Hadid Sisters – Inspired songs by artists like The Weeknd and Zayn Malik

Amber Rose – Inspired Kanye West and other rappers

Rosanna Arquette – Inspired Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” and Toto’s “Rosanna”

Elle Macpherson – The original inspiration for Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl”

Lisa Bonet – Inspired Lenny Kravitz’s “It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over”

The Hadid Sisters – Inspired songs by artists like The Weeknd and Zayn Malik

Emilie Louise Flöge – Gustav Klimt’s life partner and muse, featured in his famous work The Kiss

Camille Claudel – A French sculptor and muse to Auguste Rodin, known for her own artistic talent

Gala Diakonova – The wife and muse of Salvador Dalí, often depicted in his surrealistic paintings

In the modern era, the role of the muse is being redefined. Social media platforms have democratized inspiration, allowing anyone to be a muse by sharing their creativity and experiences online. This shift has provided more opportunities for muses to express themselves and gain recognition as individuals.However, the pressures of maintaining a public image and the constant need for content creation can also lead to stress and pressure on modern muses.

Marijuana Microdosing May Help Early Dating Nerves

The last thing you want to appear cringey, boring or awkward…microdosing my help you relax and have fun

New Year, new you.Around 38.5% of adults typically set New Year resolutions, with a significant portion of those resolutions likely including a goal to start dating. This means a substantial number of people could be setting a goal to start dating no matter what their age.  But that doesn’t mean it is easy for everyone, some people get anxious around dating. Marijuana microdosing may help early dating nerves. Gen Z is moving away from dating apps and meeting people in real life, other met online….but the face to face causes concerns and worries for most people. Cannabis can help you relax and set the tone of a relaxed, fun evening.

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Marijuana microdosing, the practice of consuming very small amounts of cannabis, may offer potential benefits for those navigating the dating world. While research on this specific application is limited, anecdotal evidence and studies on related topics suggest that microdosing could positively impact various aspects of dating and relationships.

One of the primary benefits of cannabis microdosing is its potential to reduce anxiety and promote relaxation. For many people, dating can be a source of stress and self-consciousness. By consuming a small dose of THC, typically in the range of 1 to 2.5 mg, individuals may experience a subtle calming effect without the intense psychoactive effects associated with higher doses. This could help alleviate first-date jitters and allow for more natural, relaxed interactions.

Some users report that microdosing cannabis allows them to be more present and engaged in social situations2. This increased focus and attentiveness could translate to better communication and deeper connections during dates. By potentially reducing mental clutter and anxiety, microdosing might help individuals be more authentic and open in their interactions.

Cannabis has been associated with enhanced creativity in some users5. When microdosing, this effect may manifest as improved conversational skills and the ability to think of interesting topics or questions during a date. This could lead to more engaging and enjoyable interactions, potentially increasing the chances of a successful connection.

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Microdosing cannabis may help improve mood and reduce stress levels. A more positive outlook could make individuals more attractive to potential partners and create a more enjoyable dating experience overall. This mood enhancement might also help in maintaining a optimistic perspective.

Good luck to find the love of your life.

RFK Jr. Does Champion Cannabis

He is in middle of the process to be the new Health and Human Services Secretary, the good news he aligns with their stance on marijuana.

Robert F Kennedy, Jr has some unique healthcare ideas and it is causing a bit of a stir in Congress. He is being nominated to be the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services. The agency, among other things, is responsible for advancing the sciences underlying medicine, public health, and social services along with ensuring food and drug safety, and provide health insurance programs. Part of the programs they oversee include the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), and the National Institutes of Health (NIH). It is a massive job with million of lives effected.  His approval by the Senate could make a difference in one area, RFK Jr does champion cannabis.

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Kennedy has gained the ire of public health officials, the Kennedy family, bipartisan Congressional members and more…but the new administration backs him.  When he announced his endorsement of this GOP nominees, the current President embraced him wholeheartedly.  He would have influence of the chaos of the rescheduling process. He would also provide home to the thousands of small business in the industry.

Kennedy’s stance on marijuana is multifaceted:

  1. Federal Legalization: He supports the complete federal legalization of marijuana, which would align federal policy with the growing number of states that have already legalized cannabis for recreational use.
  2. Banking Services: Kennedy advocates for opening up traditional banking services to the cannabis industry. This would address the current cash-intensive nature of the business, which he believes encourages crime.
  3. Tax Revenue Allocation: A central aspect of Kennedy’s plan is to implement a federal tax on marijuana sales. He proposes using this revenue specifically to fund drug treatment and rehabilitation centers.
  4. Treatment Centers: Kennedy envisions creating “renewal centers” that would focus on treating mental illness, PTSD, and drug addiction. These centers would also incorporate therapeutic activities like organic farming.
  5. Personal Freedom: While acknowledging his own past struggles with addiction, Kennedy emphasizes the importance of personal freedoms and views the current policy of criminalizing and incarcerating people for drug use as unsustainable.
As the debate around marijuana legalization continues, Kennedy’s stance represents a an updated and science based cannabis policy. It also emphasizes treatment and regulation over criminalization. His position aligns with a growing bipartisan trend towards cannabis legalization, reflecting changing public attitudes and a reevaluation of America’s approach to drug policy

How AI Impacts The Cannabis Industry

Artificial Intelligence has been the shiny new toy and now has hit a threat….but has it had an impact on the cannabis industry? 

The Chinese companies DeepSeek and Alibaba have upended artificial intelligence (AI) world this week. AI has been the new buzz world and an investment darling, raking in billions with the promise of a changed world.  Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, and more have worked to integrate into their businesses in the pursuit of more innovations, effectiveness and cost saving business lines. ChatGPT rocked the world and Nvidia become the darling of Wall Street.  But this week, analysts had a chance to review DeepSeek and it sent the US AI market spiraling…causes a dip in the stock market. Here is how AI impacts the cannabis industry.

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One of the downsides of this new technology is how venture firms have become hyper-focused on tech, specifically AI. When companies announce AI they get a stock boost and it is popping up in a variety of places from phones to appliances. The entry of DeepSeek could be a devastating event for venture capital firms who went all-in on foundational model companies. The amount of capital is much more than anything firms has ever before disbursed, based on what might be a suddenly-stale thesis. Now they could be in danger.

Despite the financial aspect, AI is helping the cannabis industry. It is having the biggest impact in various aspects of cultivation, production, and retail. This technological advancement is enhancing efficiency, quality, and sustainability across the entire cannabis supply chain.In cultivation, AI algorithms are optimizing growth conditions by processing environmental and plant health data to maintain ideal growing conditions. This maximizes yield and reduces resource waste. AI-powered video analytics and machine learning technologies are providing detailed insights into every aspect of the growing process. These systems analyze data from environmental sensors and cameras to monitor conditions such as light, humidity, temperature, and CO2 levels in real-time, making precise adjustments to maintain optimal growing conditions.

AI systems are also optimizing water and nutrient delivery to cannabis plants, significantly affecting yields and product quality. By analyzing data from soil moisture and nutrient sensors, these systems precisely adjust irrigation and fertilization schedules based on the plants’ needs. This technology not only improves crop performance but also conserves resources and reduces environmental impact.

In the harvesting process, AI-driven robotics are automating and streamlining operations. These robots use AI video analytics to determine the optimal harvest time for each plant, ensuring consistent quality and reducing labor costs. Companies like Bloom Automation have developed robots that can delicately handle plants, identify ripe cannabis flowers, and trim buds from branches with precision.

In supply chain management, AI algorithms are optimizing inventory management, forecasting demand, and streamlining logistics. By analyzing sales data, production schedules, and market trends, AI helps businesses forecast demand, minimize excess inventory, and streamline distribution processes. This enhanced visibility and control over the supply chain empower cannabis businesses to make data-driven decisions and improve operational efficiency.

Moreover, predictive analytics can anticipate customer demand and optimize inventory management, ensuring that products are available when and where they are needed.
As AI continues to evolve, its impact on the cannabis industry is expected to grow, driving innovation, efficiency, and quality across all aspects of the sector. However, challenges such as high implementation costs for smaller companies and data privacy concerns will need to be addressed to fully realize AI’s potential in this rapidly growing industry. Also, the Chinese government have a worse aversion to cannabis than most companies, and it could impact customer perception in the future.

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