Friday, November 15, 2024

This Survey Says Millennials Have The Biggest Equipment

For all the negative attention millennials get for their immaturity or reliance on emojis to convey emotion or whatever it is this week, they do reportedly have one advantage over other generations: Bigger personal equipment.

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As The Sun notes, a 2016 study by King’s College London of 15,521 men found that the average penis was 5.16 inches long when erect. But a 2017 survey by the condom company SKYN found that 8-to-34-year-olds reported having an average penis size of 6.1 inches when erect.

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One way to interpret these results is that somehow young men’s penises are growing larger, which would be wonderful news for anyone sexually attracted to men.  There is a phrase about mean and their toys.

But another way to read those results is to note the highly flawed way in which the survey was conducted. More than 3,000 people who claimed to be sexually active men filled out an online report for the “study,” which means there’s no way to independently verify the supposed men’s answer. For example, a man with a 5-inch schlong could have skewed the results by writing that he had a 7-inch schlong.

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The millennial generation was also the first to have parents who told them everything they did was good and they received rewards for showing up.  So, thinking they are the best, and biggest would appear part of the mindset. While the survey says a generation may have bigger action items, chances are they aren’t. Nature just doesn’t work that fast.

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