Toronto has a poop problem.
Earlier this month, a 60-year-old man was was charged with 12 counts of mischief and 12 counts of offensive volatile substance after getting caught leaving cups of feces and urine on parking meters. That’s one way to protest your city’s shitty parking laws.
Now, the stuff is raining down from the sky, the Toronto Sun reports. Their amazing news lead paints a picture: “It started with a single plastic bag of excrement landing in a North York condo building laneway about a year ago.” Once upon a time, in a sleepy Canadian town…
It’s gotten worse recently, as up to “five little clumps of poop — human or animal unknown” plus glass bottles and fruits fall to the ground near a daycare and a construction site. Neighbors and nearby worker filed complaints about the waste, but so far there have been no leads. Only heresy.
Victor Tran, the unofficial Neighborhood Poop Watch committee chairman, has had enough. He posted photos to Reddit asking for help cracking the case. “There was only one guy who witnessed an Asian lady chuck s— off her balcony, but no one has any hard evidence,” Tran, 32, told the Sun. “It’s just getting a lot worse now. It used to be once a month. There are multiple piles. Everyone’s been complaining. It’s disgusting.”
Will Toronto please get its shit together? If not for the kids, at least for the construction workers?
[h/t Toronto Sun]
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