Tom Brady throwing over 250 yards for four touchdowns was the highlight of Sunday’s game between the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills. Or at least it it was until late in the third quarter, when a fan with a hell of an arm tossed a dildo onto the field.
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The sex toy plopped onto the field just as Patriots wide receiver was being tackled near the Bills’ three yard line, narrowly missing a referee.
The announcers were understandably baffled by the incident. “Some fan threw something right out on the field at about the one yard line,” one said.
“Yeah, initially I thought it might have been a flag but I didn’t say it because it didn’t look yellow,” the other responded, not realizing that the not-yellow item was, in fact, a floppy dildo.
Dildo launch from @hub_nation 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG
— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
As the video above shows, the fans in the section nearest to the incident found the toss hilarious. The video also shows one of the refs trying to kick the dildo off the field.
While throwing things onto the field–especially if they’re as hefty as this dildo was–is always dangerous and ill-advised, we can’t help but hope that this is the beginning of a new tradition in Buffalo.
