“The Talk” is a legendary, awful experience for parents and kids alike, but it’s kind of a rite of passage for families—one where everyone can come out better for it, bond over shared awfulness, and have a deeper understanding of each other.
No one wants to do it, but is paying someone to do it for you crossing the line into weird territory?  The New York Post reports that a couple that has been struggling to have the talk with their kids is willing to pay someone $3,500 to do the job for them.Â
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The kids are an eight-year-old girl and a seven-year-old boy, and part of the education they’ll receive will include information on different areas of sex, ranging from foreplay, penetration, gender identity, puberty, menstruation and rape culture.
That’s a lot of information to drill into the brains of young kids.
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Both parents are from England and claim they don’t trust the school to provide these services to their kids, while also arguing that this is something they can’t do by themselves. They wish for the expert to provide a thorough background check, since they’ll be left alone with the kids, and expect the sessions to be recorded, just in case they need a refresher of the topics that were covered.