Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Maccabee Montandon

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Last Human On Earth To Hear Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ Finally Hears It

It's possible my younger daughter played it, and I was spacing out. Missed it. That is possible. I could've been in an elevator, or a cafe, or a bowling alley, a garage, a Hungarian disco (mash-up), a...

We Don’t Feel Bad About Forcing You To Watch This Cat Video

There is probably a world in which the Daily Delight section of The Fresh Toast is just wall to furry wall cat videos.  But that's not the world we want to live in. Just kidding—that's exactly the...

5 Ways Peter Gabriel’s ‘Snowden’ Song Will Blow Your Mind

As The Fresh Toast has previously noted, Oliver Stone's Edward Snowden biopic, cleverly titled Snowden, is one of the most-anticipated films of this year's Oscar season. There is much to be psyched about in the flick—secrets! lies!...

Beck’s New Video For “Wow” Is Trippy And Impossible Not To Watch

He's been a loser. He's gone through sea changes. He's gotten his haircut by the devil. Beck (nee Beck Hansen, nee Bek David Campbell), like Madonna, Cher, and other great one-name artists, has crafted a career as...

Here’s Joy Division’s Ian Curtis Blissing Out On A Roller Coaster, NBD

As the lead singer and songwriter of post-punk, post-everything geniuses Joy Division, Ian Curtis appeared publicly to be a pitch-black soul with wicked cool dance moves. But the truth was that he suffered from epilepsy, which at...

You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Seen These Photos Of Dogs. On Floaties. In Pools.

We would love to offer you some deep analysis of the above photos. Actually, no we wouldn't. That would be absurd. Because there is really nothing else to say about them. They are not reflective of some...

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