Tuesday, February 20, 2024

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At Last Night’s VP Debate: The Most ‘Elaines’ Since ‘Seinfeld’ Went Off The Air

Vice presidential candidates Tim Kaine and Mike Pence had a lot to say last night at the veeps' debate in Farmville, Virginia. (Not to be confused with FarmVille, the Zynga game.) And much of what they said...

Happy National Taco and Vodka Day: Now National Barf Day

It must end. It must end here and it must end now. Happy National Barf Day. No, I'm not talking about the campaign of a certain unhinged presidential candidate. Though, I'd be fine if that ended, as well....

5 Reasons Katie Couric Rules

Everyone loves Katie Couric. Right? Okay, maybe not everyone, but you totally should. Hearing her this week on Marc Maron's podcast, WTF, reminded me that she is super smart, funny, self-deprecating, earnest about the right stuff, and...

5 Tips On How To Survive The Presidential Debate Like A Boss

It may be more popular than the Super Bowl. It will definitely stir up some feelz fer reelz. It could even help decide the course of our country. Yes, tonight is the first presidential debate between Hillary...

Just How Dark Is Your Gothy Soul?

Bela Lugosi's dead. But you're not. So take this quiz!

In Praise Of Street Meat

You meet friends for drinks after work on a Tuesday night. You haven't seen them in a few months. It feels like a party. So you start with whiskey. You know you shouldn't start with whiskey—or, perhaps,...

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