Maccabee Montandon

Contributing Editor, The Fresh Toast. Tougher than fruit leather.

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Dogs Of Instagram: The Beagle

The most famous beagle, without a doubt, is Snoopy. Charles Schulz once stated, "Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word".

How To Open A Bottle Without An Opener And 3 Other Must-Know Wine Hacks

Years of experience as a sommelier have taught me how to handle difficult wine situations, so before you panic, take a look at these 4 wine hacks.

Kate Middleton Was Just Upstaged By A Victoria’s Secret Model

You may think Kate Middleton would be the most whispered about mum at school drop-off in the mornings. But according to at least one parent, there is someone even more interesting. 

How Rock Climbers Can Use Marijuana In Recovery And Training

Improved sleep, training motivation, and reduced anxiety are just some ways in which marijuana can help climbers.

Meme Of The Week: Alienstock Music Festival Produces A Fresh Wave Of Alien Memes

Alienstock is the Woodstock of music festivals for people invested in Area 51 and government schemes.  And it's spawned a bunch of memes.

Types Of Marijuana Known To Ease A Hangover

There is evidence that marijuana can help squash those pesky hangovers, but it's crucial to select the appropriate strain.

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Is This The Biggest Hot Mess Of All Time?

Yes, there's been many other YYYYUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE hot messes over the entire sweep of humanity. Humanity is very old, after all! But this one right here? (Up there, in the photo. That guy.) Yeah, sure is hard to...

Leonard Cohen Rules

Leonard Cohen rules. Why, you ask? Are you really asking that question? Don't. Just listen to this entire record. It's 41 minutes and 20 seconds. Yes, I know you're busy. I don't give a shit. Listen to...

Punk’s Still Not Dead: Watch The Doc ‘Another State Of Mind’ For More Proof Why

Obituaries for punk rock have been written many times before. So often, in fact, that "punk's not dead" is common rallying cry for fans and chroniclers of the movement.Further proof of the music's ongoing vitality can be found...

TFT Asks: Should Our Next President Be Samantha Bee?

Samantha Bee and John Oliver have been so consistently good on the insanity that is this election cycle that there is a backlash to their greatness: tweets and posts sarcastically making fun of how much they are...

Is Simon The Cat High, Or Is He Just Winning At Being A Cat?

Simon has lived with us for about three and a half years. He came into our home from the local animal shelter. My wife and I were reluctant to adopt him—as kids, we were both highly allergic...

16 People, Places, And Things That Tried To Kill Fun

Fun is one tough mother-scratcher. How tough? Just consider the following times it came under assault, only to bounce back like the mother-scratching tough-ass thing it is. Fun is still around. It's not going anywhere, current political...