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Love-Struck Man Gets Stuck Between Two Buildings for Hours

He was trying to impress a girl with a sick building jump. He missed, fell three stories, and was wedged between a Qdoba and Bruegger’s Bagels.

Watch The World’s Most Optimistic Sports Fan Pie Himself With Nachos

Come with us on a journey with an Everyman on the edge of greatness. He's in line at PNC Park in Pittsburgh. He's wearing a perfectly crisp white t-shirt. He pays too much money for a massive plate of...

How To Spend Black Friday If Shopping Sounds Crazy

If you're among the lucky ones who doesn't have a retail or service industry job demanding you run crowd control on a nightmare shopping day, you probably have Black Friday off. That's pure bliss — unless all of...

These Three Guys Are Suing Chipotle For Feeling Way Too Full

No, you haven’t entered a dream state where burritos full of greasy pig don’t make you fat. These gentlemen are too full and they are angry.

Take A Ride Aboard “The 7-11 Of The Great Lakes”

You can’t get a shriveled-up Big Bite hot dog on the S.S. J.W. Westcott. But the boat's reputation for 24/7 service involving just about anything you might want on the Detroit River earned it the prestigious nickname: The 7-11 Of The Great Lakes.

Townspeople Are So Pissed About This Pole-Dancing Parade Float

Parade watchers lined up for Jacksonville, North Carolina’s annual holiday parade found themselves watching a horror unfold this weekend: Confident, happy women using their bodies in athletic ways. Also, sparkly leggings. They represented the students of Studio...

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